Archive for the ‘Television’ Category

Leave Ronald Alone

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

I have been a fan of McDonald’s for as long as I can remember.  I can still recall when they first brought out the chicken mcnuggets, and they sold them in a package of six instead of a package of 10.  I fondly remember the old happy meals, the styrofoam containers for the sandwiches, the McDLT, even the old McPizzas they used to make.

But the thing I remember best about McDonalds are the McDonald’s characters I grew up with.  Grimace, the Fry Guys, the Hamburgler, Birdie, the McNugget buddies, and of course, the man in charge, Ronald McDonald.

And so I coooome to yoooou...with ooooopen aaaarms...

And so I coooome to yoooou...with ooooopen aaaarms...

I remember Ronald best from the many commercials that featured him interacting with children, as well as his friends from McDonaldland.  There were some classic commercials, perhaps the most classic would be the commercial that would air in the winter, in which a Ronald McDonald comes to the aid of a small child who has trouble ice skating.  Ronald McDonald swoops in, scoops him up in his red and white striped arms, and not only teaches this child to skate, he almost teaches him to fly.  The joy on the child’s face is unmistakeable, and almost seemed magical to me when I was a child.

Unfortunately, a group of busybodies called Corporate Accountability International wants McDonald’s to retire Ronald McDonald as part of their advertising campaign. 

“For nearly 50 years McDonald’s and its iconic clown Ronald have hooked kids on unhealthy food, spurring a deadly epidemic,” they say.  How ridiculous.  Yes, we have an obesity problem in this country, but it isn’t an epidemic.  For one, ‘epidemic’ is a medical term used for the outbreak of a disease.  What is the pathogen exactly in the obesity ‘epidemic’?  Trans-fats?  Also, the obesity problem in this country is not all Ronald’s fault.  Ronald isn’t driving these kids to the restaurant and shoving the food in their mouth.

Should kids be eating McDonald’s food every day?  Of course not.  But kids aren’t eating there because of the commercials.  They are eating there because parents are taking them there, and because the food is cheap and tasty.

McDonald’s has responded and said that Ronald McDonald is a “beloved brand ambassador” for the fast-food chain. “He is the heart and soul of Ronald McDonald House Charities, which lends a helping hand to families in their time of need, particularly when families need to be near their critically-ill children in hospitals. In fact, 4 million children are helped every year around the world through the Ronald McDonald House Charities.  Ronald also helps deliver messages to families on many important subjects such as safety, literacy, and the importance of physical activity and making balanced food choices.”

The CAI should stop clowning around and focus their efforts on stopping the obesity “epidemic” the only way that is going to work:  stressing the importance of personal accountability.

The “Eh” Team

Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Faceman, B.A., Murdock, and Hannibal.  Sort of.

Faceman, B.A., Murdock, and Hannibal. Sort of.

Growing up in the 80’s , I watched a lot of television.  Oddly enough, one of the shows that I didn’t watch with regularity was the A-Team.   A-Team first aired on Tuesdays at 8:00 on NBC in 1983-1984, but I didn’t watch it with regularity.  Apparently, I was more interested in the combination of Just Our Luck / Happy Days on ABC (once again, my love for goofy shows with magic costs me…why I’m not watching Wizards of Waverly Place right now, I don’t know).  In ‘84-’85 the competition was less fierce, but the allure of Foul-Ups, Bleeps & Blunders on ABC was too great.  In ‘85-’86, the A-Team didn’t have a chance compared with Who’s the Boss (“ANGELERR!”) and Growing Pains. In ‘86-’87, A-Team was moved to Friday, but the dynamic duo of Webster and Mr. Belvedere proved to be too enticing.  Interestingly, I was always watching ABC when I could have been watching NBC.  Boy, ABC sure has gotten worse…

Well, Hollywood is continuing it’s dearth of original ideas, and the A-Team being remade as a film.  Above (thanks Shoppingblog.com) is the first photo from the film showing the new stars.  The photo shows Bradley Cooper (of The Hangover fame) as Lt. Tempelton “Faceman” Peck, American mixed martial artist Quinton Jackson as B.A. Baracus, Sharlto Copley (District 9) as Mad Murdock and Liam Neeson as Gen. John “Hannibal” Smith.

I can’t say I’ m too excited about this.  The casting is just OK, in my opinion.  These Hollywood remakes have been largely disappointing (Dukes of Hazzard, anyone?), so I don’t think this is going to be a great film.  I’m sure it will perform averagely in the box office, but it will be a typical one-and-done summer popcorn action flick.  If you go in with low expectations, I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.

I’ll probably rent it, but I don’t see myself paying full price to see this film on the big screen.  Sorry, Hollywood…you’re going to have to try harder than this.  Where does the ridiculous remake cycle end?  How far away are we from Mork and Mindy: The Movie?  Is Hollywood this creatively bankrupt?  Sadly, it just might be.

The “Balloon Boy” News Story Appears to be a Hoax

Friday, October 16th, 2009

Like everyone else, the story of a six-year-old boy trapped in a balloon traveling 25 miles per hour thousands of feet above Colorado captivated my attention for several hours yesterday.  However, it appears that the whole thing was a hoax, or at the very least a huge misunderstanding.  I am happy that the child is safe and alive, but I must admit that I am disappointed in myself for getting caught up in the story, and I’m also a little let-down that the story wasn’t true at all.

But Adolf Hitler is very upset that the entire thing was a hoax…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdxwoho9v7w

Wireless Power is getting closer to reality

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

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Gizmodo reports on the advances Sony is making in Wireless Power! I can’t wait for the day where we don’t have to plug things in. If only we had that when I was young and playing Nintendo! Mom would come in and accidentally knock the power cord out of the wall, robbing me of my hard-earned progress at Super Mario Brothers…

Read more about it here: Sony is getting closer to TVs with no cables whatsoever

The Price used to be Right

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Once upon a time there used to be a game show called The Price is Right.  It was the most popular, longest-running game show in television history.  Its success and popularity was due in no small part to its host for 35 years: Bob Barker.

The real host of The Price is Right.

Bob Barker took a game show’s whose concept was basically an hour long commercial for the prizes being given away entertaining.  Let me make that point again: he made an hour-long commercial entertaining.  This was long before Ron Popeil, Billy Mays, and the Shamwow guy were assaulting us with Mighty Putty, Slap-Chops and the like.  Bob Barker did this by giving each segment of the show an energy and a sense of excitement and urgency.  He cared about the contestants that were playing the pricing games.  He actually wanted them to win!  And his knowledge of how to play each of the dozens of pricing games (crucial to keeping the show moving at a fast pace) was encyclopedic.  Last, but not at all least, he had a great sense of humor.

Unfortunately, none of us can stay in our prime forever, and Bob Barker is no exception. He announced on October 31, 2006, that he was retiring from The Price is Right.  He taped his last show on June 6, 2007, and it aired (twice) on June 15, 2007.  Reruns of episodes he hosted continued until October 12, 2007.

Then, The Price is Right went off the air.  Well, technically it didn’t.  But, for all intents and purposes, it went off the air.

Because Bob Barker was replaced as host by Drew Carey.

The current 'host' of The Price is Right

Everything that Bob did right, Drew does wrong.  Drew has absolutely no energy whatsoever, as is obvious by looking at his pear-shaped body.  Watching an episode hosted by this man is tortuous.  He goes through the motions of the pricing games with all the enthusiasm of a man on his way to the doctor for a prostate exam.  It is clear that he is not plugged in to the concept of the game, and his lack of excitement infects the entire show.

I am sure Drew Carey cares about the contestants, but he doesn’t have the same chemistry that Bob Barker possesses (I was going to write possessed, but Bob hasn’t lost his charm at all).  The Showcase Showdown (more popularly referred to as ‘the big wheel’, has become an exercise in each contestant giving shout-outs to their friends and family.  This is self-indulgent, and not at all entertaining.  Where Bob would try to lend some drama to the moment by seeing where the wheel is going to stop, Drew is simply content to slouch next to the contestant, shoving the microphone in their face and yelling, ‘Wanna say hi to anybody?’.

And Drew’s ’special touch’ doesn’t stop at the Showcase Showdown.  He lends his general malaise to every pricing game.  It was worse when he first started hosting, because it was painfully obvious that he did not understand the pricing games at the required level, so he would stand confused, mumbling through an explanation of the game while the contestant stared awkwardly at him.  He is better now (time heals all wounds), but he still expends as little effort as possible explaining the pricing games, and does absolutely nothing to lend any excitement or pathos to the event.  His reaction is the same whether the contestant wins or loses: he is unmoved.  He just smiles into the camera and goofily says “here come the commercials”, or some equally bad schtick.

Finally, compared to Bob, Drew has no sense of humor.  I know that many will disagree with this statement, but let me make my point before you write it off as wrong.  Sure, Drew Carey was once a successful stand-up comic, and his modestly named sitcom ‘The Drew Carey Show’ was a hit.  But I would argue that this show was a hit not because of him, but in spite of him.  Many people associate his show with the character of ‘Mimi’ more than his own character.  As for his standup, your mileage may vary, but I never found him particularly funny.

But even if he were the funniest stand-up comic ever, that type of comedy doesn’t translate well to the realm of game shows.  For starters, his stand-up routine wasn’t exactly family-friendly, and with The Price is Right airing in the middle of daytime television, only clean humor will play well, if at all.  Bob Barker’s self-effacing humor, even his good-natured chastising of the contestants for not understanding the rules of the pricing games, was perfect for the show.  But Drew Carey doesn’t take any of Bob’s tips on how to do this.  Instead, he lazily hides behind his glasses and phones it in each episode.

Now I’m not saying that Bob shouldn’t have retired.  He earned his retirement.  I am saying that CBS should have been more careful in searching for a replacement.  Personally, I think that the major reason that Drew Carey was chosen was because he was already under contract with CBS at the time (he was hosting the now forgotten ‘Power of 10′) and it was just easier for everybody for him to host what he must have seen as ‘just another game show’.  But it isn’t just another game show; its The Price is Right.

At least, it used to be.

New Star Trek TV Show?

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

SFF Media is reporting that Brian Fuller (of Pushing Daisies fame) is interested in bringing Star Trek back to television.  While he has been involved with previous versions of Star Trek (he wrote a couple of DS9 episodes, and over 20 Voyager episodes), I am not too jazzed about this for the following reasons:

1. I thought that Mr. Fuller’s most recent work, Pushing Daisies, while well-written, had little mass-market appeal, and I’m afraid he’ll be bringing this sensibility to the show.

2. He wants to bring it back to the older years, which didn’t work when they did Enterprise, and I see no reason why it would work now.  Star Trek should be ever-forward…no looking back. Sure, I see the reasoning behind this…the new movie is a throwback, so why not just reboot everything and start over, right?  Well, mainly because it is lazy.

3. Third, I think it is too soon for Star Trek to be back on television.  It has only been four years since Enterprise went off the air.  Give people time to forget how disappointing that program was before you bring back Star Trek.  The public only has so much tolerance for this franchise.  Baby steps, people.  Let’s make sure the movie doesn’t stink before we start pre-production.

“Program Complete.”

Friday, December 19th, 2008
Majel Barrett Roddenberry as Lwaxana Troi

Majel Barrett Roddenberry passed away yesterday after battling leukemia. She had a long, happy life I suppose, but I was still surprised when I heard that she had died. Several people died yesterday when Majel Barrett Roddenberry died. Nurse Christine Chapel died, Lwaxana Troi (Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed) died, and, most devastatingly to me personally, the voice of the Star Trek computer died. I am more bummed out about this than I care to admit. Thankfully, she was able to reprise her role, and just a few weeks ago completed her voice-work for the new Star Trek movie. But the Star Trek franchise will never be the same with her passing.

My favorite franchise is the Star Trek: The Next Generation, and this is where I had most of my exposure to Mrs. Roddenberry in her role of Lwaxana Troi. I’m not going to lie and say I loved every episode that she was in. ‘Dark Page’ was a real downer, although well-acted. ‘Half a Life’ was also a real downer, where Lwaxana falls in love with Winchester from M*A*S*H who plays an alien doomed to ritual euthanasia. ‘Haven’ and ‘Manhunt’ were some of her better episodes (her chemistry with Patrick Stewart was excellent, and his portrayal as a mortified Captain Picard avoiding her romantic advances was always enjoyable). Her worst episode by far was the dreadful, ATROCIOUS, ‘Cost of Living’ where she hangs out with the annoying Alexander Rojhenko for half of the episode, taking mud baths in the holodeck. Absolute dreck, but this wasn’t her fault, and she did the best with what she could.

You will be missed, Majel Barrett Roddenberry. Thanks for the many hours of entertainment you helped to provide. “Scotty, one to beam up to Heaven.”

Family Ties Board Game

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Feel free to comment on the atrocious Family Ties Board Game in this thread.

The Dreamers

Monday, May 19th, 2008

This blog entry is for comments on The Dreamers article.  Feel free to post your comments on this spooky episode created by Michael and David.

David Archuleta Pack

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

From what I can glean from watching “The Soup” and other entertainment shows, one of the rising stars on American Idol this season is David Archuleta.  Apparently quite the heartthrob with teenage girls, he is a favorite to be the big winner.

Enjoy the ride while it lasts Archuleta.  The future is grim

Sure you may be a heartthrob now.  Just look at that adorable face:

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Archuleta2

Archuleta3

Now, take a deep breath.  Then, look at these adorable faces:

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Sure, he is not a doppelganger of my brother and me (he couldn’t be our triplet).  But there is at least a passing resemblance, no?

Now, check this out:

Us3

This is how you could look in 15 years, kid.  You better make hay while the sun shines, because this is what may be waiting just around the corner.