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NOOOOOOOO!

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

As a kid, I was a big fan of The Smurfs.  I’m not saying it was the best Saturday morning cartoon, but I’d put it in the top 10 of those that I watched on Saturday morning when I was growing up.  Maybe top 5.

So I got very nostalgic when I heard that Paramount and Nickelodeon were making a Smurfs CGI film scheduled to come out in 2010.  I was skeptical, because I was concerned about some remakes of other Saturday morning cartoons.  Garfield and The Chipmunks were both pretty much destroyed by the Hollywood ‘hit’ machine, and the last thing I wanted was for the Smurfs to be next on the list.

My fears were allayed somewhat when I saw some of the pre-liminary mock-ups of the CGI effects showing the Smurf Village.  (I’d really prefer it be traditional 2-D animation, but I know that isn’t going to happen.)

Not bad at all!

Not bad at all!

I think I would be happy with the result based on this preview image.  However, based on a rumor posted on Boing Boing blog, my hopes for a good Smurfs film, even a decent Smurfs film, is going up in smoke.

Apparently, someone is working on a live action Smurfs film.  Live action.  Not animated.  Not CGI.  Live action.  That is, with live actors.  This is terrible news for fans of The Smurfs, because I see no way that this will not be a complete and total disaster.  No matter who is cast for these roles, the actors aren’t going to measure up to their animated counterparts.  That is the problem with live-action versions of cartoons.  See The Flintstones for an example  The only exception to this rule would be Scooby Doo, and even then the film-makers had the common sense to make Scooby Doo CGI.

It gets worse.  There is no sugar-coating this news.  Casting rumors?  John Lithgow as Papa Smurf, and Wallace Shawn as Gargamel.  Absolutely garbage choices.  I won’t be seeing this movie.  I won’t be renting this movie.  I pity anyone who ends up watching it.  I took the liberty of putting together some mock-ups of what I think this film will end up looking like.

I can't imagine the real thing looking much better...

I can't imagine the real thing looking much better...

Inconceivable, indeed...

Inconceivable, indeed...

I have no words.  If these rumors are true, this film is going to smurfing smurf.