Archive for December, 2008

“Program Complete.”

Friday, December 19th, 2008
Majel Barrett Roddenberry as Lwaxana Troi

Majel Barrett Roddenberry passed away yesterday after battling leukemia. She had a long, happy life I suppose, but I was still surprised when I heard that she had died. Several people died yesterday when Majel Barrett Roddenberry died. Nurse Christine Chapel died, Lwaxana Troi (Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed) died, and, most devastatingly to me personally, the voice of the Star Trek computer died. I am more bummed out about this than I care to admit. Thankfully, she was able to reprise her role, and just a few weeks ago completed her voice-work for the new Star Trek movie. But the Star Trek franchise will never be the same with her passing.

My favorite franchise is the Star Trek: The Next Generation, and this is where I had most of my exposure to Mrs. Roddenberry in her role of Lwaxana Troi. I’m not going to lie and say I loved every episode that she was in. ‘Dark Page’ was a real downer, although well-acted. ‘Half a Life’ was also a real downer, where Lwaxana falls in love with Winchester from M*A*S*H who plays an alien doomed to ritual euthanasia. ‘Haven’ and ‘Manhunt’ were some of her better episodes (her chemistry with Patrick Stewart was excellent, and his portrayal as a mortified Captain Picard avoiding her romantic advances was always enjoyable). Her worst episode by far was the dreadful, ATROCIOUS, ‘Cost of Living’ where she hangs out with the annoying Alexander Rojhenko for half of the episode, taking mud baths in the holodeck. Absolute dreck, but this wasn’t her fault, and she did the best with what she could.

You will be missed, Majel Barrett Roddenberry. Thanks for the many hours of entertainment you helped to provide. “Scotty, one to beam up to Heaven.”

Atari Stinkers

Friday, December 5th, 2008

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Holiday Milks

Friday, December 5th, 2008
Three flavors of milk from Prairie Farms

Egg Nog has always been my favorite Christmas beverage.  It will always be my favorite Christmas beverage.  It has years of tradition and happy memories behind it that prevents any contender from knocking it off of it’s yuletide throne.  I usually polish off three or four quarts of this stuff every November-December of every year, and I also indulge in at least one Egg Nog milkshake from McDonald’s.  Sure, it is extremely rich, but it just wouldn’t be Christmas without Egg Nog.

However, some new products have entered the scene, competing for my holiday drink affections.  I came across these three specialty milks in my local grocery store a couple of weeks ago (while I was looking for Egg Nog, naturally), and being a fan of any kind of limited edition, holiday themed products, I decided to pick them up and give them a try.  There are actually four holiday flavors.  The fourth is Chocolate Cherry, which probably isn’t that bad (especially if you are a fan of chocolate-covered cherries, which I am), but I couldn’t find it.

The three that I did find are all quite good.  If you are a fan of specialty flavored milk products, I would encourage you to give them a try.  If I had to describe how each of these products taste, I would say this: “How do you think it is going to taste?  That is exactly how they taste.”  Seriously, they all tasted just like I thought they would taste before I even opened the container, which is either a complement to Prairie Farms’ ability to approximate flavors, or a sad indictment on my gastronomic abilities.  It isn’t a talent that I am proud of.

The worst of the three is the Pumpkin Spice milk, which oddly enough is the flavor that is closest to Egg Nog.  In fact, I would describe the flavor as Egg Nog with some Pumpkin thrown in.  As I said, it was good, but it just wasn’t “special” enough to wow me.  That, and if you don’t rinse out your glass after drinking it, it hardens into this odd orange film that looks like some kind of science experiment or rusty sewer pipe.

The second best is the Chocolate Mint milk. The mint flavor is not overpowering, which is a good thing.  The chocolate flavor is rich, and it is an enjoyable beverage.  I have always enjoyed this flavor combination, from Grasshoppers to the amazing Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies, so I knew I would like this drink.  I highly recommend it to chocolate milk fans as a way to mix things up a little bit.

The best is the Candy Cane milk. It tastes like somebody stirred your milk with a fresh candy cane, and all of the delicious candy cane flavored has entered the milk.  Seriously, it is like drinking a candy cane, and if that doesn’t appeal to you, then I think you need to re-examine your holiday spirit.  I thoroughly enjoyed this flavor, and I will be missing it after the Christmas season has ended.  At least it gives me something to look forward to next year — a new tradition to rival the Egg Nog tradition.

Hollywood has run out of ideas, Part 1

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Hollywood appears to have run out of ideas for new movies.  I present the following evidence as Exhibit A:

Ace Ventura, Jr.

Why does an awful movie need an even more awful sequel?  The trailer for this movie looks bad beyond belief.  Check it out here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN5GfY-UEAk

I guess I should rejoice that this dreck will not be in theaters, as it is wisely (and mercifully) being released straight to DVD.

Check back next week for Exhibit B.