There is a flap ongoing about a photo that Hillary Clinton’s campaign showing Barack Obama in what is claimed as a traditional Somali outfit. However, I know better. That outfit looks suspiciously familiar to me. Here is my guess as to the origin of this outfit.
Isn’t it obvious? Sometime in his past, Barack Obama stumbled upon a fire flower, previously believed to grow only in the mythical Mushroom Kingdom. What strange powers did this flower give Barack Obama? Is it the typical ability to shoot fireballs, or does the nature of this dimension modify the powers that are received from this plant? Indeed, could this flower be behind Obama’s meteoric rise in popularity? Only time will tell…
Have a super day!
(Note: The following is not in any way an endorsement of Barack Obama. Or Fire Suit Barack Obama. Thank you.)
